Tag! You're It!

The rules: Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to other bloggers.

I tag Sara of the Sticky Muffin, Austin, Kim of Kimdergarten, and D to respond in comments! :)

If I could be a scientist...I would come up with a scheme to implode hurricanes by somehow lowering their barometric pressure so that they would dissipate or at the very least be able to control their movement so that there was no destruction or damage caused by them. Then I would sell this information to the government or the highest bidder and be rich and carefree the rest of my life!
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...I would concoct extravagant dishes that taste wonderful, take 15 minutes or less to make, and are low in fat and carbs so my husband and I could eat them without feeling guilty!
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...I would realize how important my staff was in helping me earn the big bucks and treat them nicely and pay them lots more $$$!
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...I would write about celebrity gossip and be able to go to movie premieres and red carpet events and get the scoop.
If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host...
If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge...
If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a mob boss...
If I could be a backup singer…
If I could be a CEO...
If I could be a movie reviewer... I would review movies based on entertainment value rather than the artsy aspects of it. I love all types of movies, artsy and just for fun, and it really annoys me when reviewers give a movie a bad grade just because it's cheesy funny or because it's a girly movie or because it isn't realistic. Hello - movies were originally meant for ENTERTAINMENT, a distraction from every day life - they don't have to be realistic or artsy or whatever else you want from them in order to be decent.